Members
Two main stoolers together with spiritual philosophy form a chawolist triumvirate:
1. Sella de mensam
Sella de mensam of the Czech union of chawolists is Pangulo Haarosh alias today’s Samson of Chawol. His nickname was created because of his hair, which (according to some sources) make him stronger.
2. Father of the genus
Father of the genus and also five times prized stooler Stol på Stol (called Hangman of stoolers because he accidentally kicked a head of one stooler off when he had been doing Stinker).
Those titles are given to the two most significant representatives of the association. According to traditions are executors of the functions called always with male names although after enforced reform of the rules of the association, those functions can be also performed by women. While remaining in function, both most significant functionaries are forbidden to participate in social events anyhow connected with Chawol and they cannot perform Chawol even in privacy. Both those highest representatives has the same competencies. They have to spread Chawol by word in regions, where the Chawol has not expanded yet, regardless of development of those regions and regardless of their self-safety. Their obligation is also to protect the thoughts of Chawol from possible external influences.
Those highest are chosen always by the oldest chawolist, who was born in the month in which the election takes place. The elections are in January, twice in leap-year. During one year, no chawolist can be elected twice.
Chronicler
Only chawolist who discovered and mastered the magic of the script at the age of 8 can manage this function. The chronicler writes matters about which he (or everybody from the Chawol triumvirate) thinks that they are interesting to chronicles. It can be for example taking place of Chawol games, the table of the best chawolists, countries thrown into an anathema or celebrations of creating bounds between men.
Financier
The most reputable function of all. Because Czech Chawol association has no profits or losses of profits, this function has no practical use for now.
The Council
The Council consists of chawolists older than 58 years. It has about 20 - 354 members ( the number depends on the popularity of Chawol among non-believers). They have no power, because they are entirely devoted to the Chawol triumvirate. They meet each odd week on Wednesday (if it is possible). When somebody from the members can not come, the meeting is postponed and then regularly takes place each Friday on even weeks. When somebody from the members can not come even this term, the meetings are taking place each odd week on Wednesday again.
Secretariat
It is the least respected office of the association. Each member we´ve been writing about to this time has an option to have one man from the secretariat by his side. Women or other sexes are not allowed to perform this position. Each member can ask him to do a job according their mood, even including their own job at the association. The number of members of secretariat is always four people less, than the number of the other members of the association.
Masseur
He plays a key role especially for representatives, who can use his services as much as their bodies desire, they have no limits.
Representatives
Only a family of a member of the Chawol triumvirate can represent. If nobody like this exists, then their closest friends become representatives. Next to representation, they have to spread Chawol as much as they can. If they sometime get to a danger or embarrassment because of this spreading, they are forced to lay their lives down, if necessary.
Menial members
Those are all the other people, who realise the existence of Chawol. Their duties are to known at least some basic trickies and to think about themselves each second odd month. They are strictly prohibited to believe in any religion, to doubt about Kodex, to spend their free time with non-believers (the punishment is the cutting of the part of the body, which touched or was used to communicate with a non-believer) and to spread Chawol ideas (unless they are asked to do this by some member of the triumvirate, including a ghost).